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[27 Apr 2012|02:44pm] |
Maximilian Aldéric Wilkes
21 April, 1960 - 27 April, 1981
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[26 Apr 2012|10:35pm] |
There is way too much to read on the journals right now. No offense to everyone with valid points. I'm sure you're out there.
Solution? Post something irrelevant. Here. Bandit when she was younger.
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[25 Apr 2012|06:33pm] |
Alice Longbottom:
Actually, it wasn't about Domin
Private:
You knew what was coming. After Monday's news about the murders, you knew that was why you were called to duty. Yes, you shoved your head in the sand and tried not to think about it until the moment reality set in, but you shouldn't have been surprised.
And you shouldn't be sitting here, writing about your feelings, when this was exactly what you signed up for. But, the fact is, you have a dog staring at you, and she helps. But she can't really help. No one can. And who can you tell anything to? Severus and Fletcher? What would they even say? "I'm sorry you had to k mu take out some blood traitors or whatever, Max. Let's go buy the bar because the only fix to anything is to pretend it never happened."
If you just told Ali Forget it. There's no out. "Hi, I know you're with the OTHER side, but I actually don't think I'm cut out for violence. I still hate Muggles. I hope that doesn't hurt my chances." "My Lord, can I be excused from being a Death Eater? I think I'm on the verge of about ten mental breakdowns."
Forget it. Too late. You'll reap all the rewards for being loyal to the Dark Lord, and that will make this all worth it. That's all.
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[23 Apr 2012|03:54pm] |
I think we need to talk more about the dragon, and how it's NOT amazing, great, OR cool. Don't get me wrong, I like overtime. I don't like the idea that this thing is wandering around somewhere and can snap my head off when I'm just trying to Wo--
DOMINIC, TAKE CARE OF BANDIT IF I DIE.
Oh.
False alarm. Only a false alarm.
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[11 Apr 2012|02:04pm] |
It's good to know human nature is alive and well and everyone still stops to look in on a train wreck. So, you're all welcome for the entertainment.
Someone please turn off the sun.
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[10 Apr 2012|10:29pm] |
You know what?
I do not much care for this night.
And opening my journal was a MISTAKE.
But we all have those.
So.
SO. So, someone write at me. My dog fell asleep and I am lon not. Asleep. Yet.
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[06 Apr 2012|10:00pm] |
Auror Alice Longbottom:
I'm not writing you because I want to ta Can I speak to you off the record? I don't know if I need to specify that, but it never hurts.
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[04 Apr 2012|05:54pm] |
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There is this small creature with big eyes that looks like a frog collided with a monkey and reproduced with a squirrel. I can't remember the name of it, and it's bothering me. Someone must know what I'm talking about.
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[21 Mar 2012|06:19pm] |
Today, a Muggle accused me of being a "Jed Eye", after seeing me Obliviate someone first. I don't know what this is, but I feel like I should be insulted. Muggles. I'm only doing my job.
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[06 Mar 2012|02:16pm] |
So. The full moon is almost here again, and while I'm sure I could write something that would put the group of you werewolf-loving individuals up at arms... that's Severus's job. I'm representing the Ministry. Blah blah blah.
All I can say is it always makes me paranoid, but I'm sure the DMLE is doing as much as they can for normal pe our safety. And I appreciate that. Now if you could just round the lot of them up, I would fe
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[29 Feb 2012|01:46pm] |
I'm in something close enough to good a mood, and everyone is always sharing pictures of their pets.
So. Here. She's almost a year old, and she's a sweetheart.
Dominic, before you even say that word? Shut up.
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[17 Feb 2012|11:48am] |
Hooray and free drinks and biscuits to the DMLE. Sure, they deserve it.
And then there's team Obliviator, once again swept under the rug. Not even a mention in the article. Life is cruel.
Private:
OH GOD. WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO COME DOWN TO NEARLY DYING? What ever happened to calls that involve Obliviating some Muggle who accidentally got flushed into the Ministry? I miss those calls!
And my brother, Mother not being crazy, Evan, Regulus, and Christian.
You know what? I did those bloody Muggles a favour. The world is a mess, and they can't suffer it any more. I helped them. That's all. I'm not a bad person. I'm not.
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[13 Feb 2012|03:37pm] |
I feel like I already failed at sensitivity training, so it doesn't matter what I write. I believe you're all smart enough to know when I'm making things up anyway. I love that someone thought this was going to help.
I feel like today was a bad day to get out of bed. I believe this is a good day to have stayed in bed. I love my bed.
Private:
"I will take Sirius Black, my Lord."
I know that I have completely substandard abilities with Unforgivables, and I hate bloodshed, but I would love to take on a target who requires a larger spook than all of the others! I eagerly await not being able to come up with anything and being made an example of in front of everyone. Clearly the Wilkes name hasn't let you down enough, so let me help that along!
I am going to die. I am going to die.
If I could just talk to Sebastian, he would know what to do. He always
Fletcher Avery & Severus Snape:
If I don't come back from my assignment for our Lord tonight, please look after my dog. Thank you.
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[31 Jan 2012|11:46pm] |
Death Eaters:
I am never going to get to sle So, there is this giant Fiendfyre blazing and a lot of Muggles that I've been called on to Obliviate...
Except the dead ones, of course. Who
Severus Snape & Fletcher Avery:
[[added after a bit]]
Please be awake.
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[25 Jan 2012|11:19pm] |
Inner Circle Death Eaters:
I realise this is forward of me, but I promise I won't ask too much of your time. In light of the broadcast, it's difficult to ignore how many self-righteous individuals have taken it upon themselves to talk back.
I know our Lord has plans, and I trust those unequivocally. I know you may have plans, as well. I only wished to offer my skills with Obliviation, should you see a place for them in dealing with the more augmentative types.
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[17 Jan 2012|05:10pm] |
Does anyone know if Muggle police accept misplaced old and senile? No time for context outside of that she was as mentally present as a potato when I arrived.
Immediate answers appreciated. If I weren't on the jo
Thank you.
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[13 Jan 2012|03:17am] |
The only thing worse than not being able to fall asleep is waking up too early, but not early enough to go back to bed. Originally I thought perhaps this was not so bad. Having been awake and dressed with little else to do, I had happened upon a rare moment of being able to watch the sunrise without rushing about. The world seems to pin sunrises as things of poetic and majestic whatever, so why shouldn't I pause to see what the fuss is all about.
I will save you all the trouble. I have seen the sunrise. I have considered the sunrise over morning toast. It isn't that great. Toast does not make it better.
Have I opened my journal just to complain? More or less. The dog ran off with the morning Prophet. My options are limited.
Fletcher Avery & Severus Snape:
Roughly translated into what actually happened? Mother had a moment. She isn't taking Sebastian's arrest well qui well, and this means sporadic occasions of her sobbing on my shoulder and making me promise I will never leave her. At five-thirty in the morning.
Eventually, I went outdoors with toast to avoid suffocation. The dog followed. I still don't understand sunrises, and I now associate toast with my mother crying. Toast is ruined. Happy Friday.
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[04 Jan 2012|02:23pm] |
Severus Snape:
Might I suggest slamming a door on your fingers, or kicking aggressive and large dogs for sport if you really need more agony in your life? Or do you really want to keep giving those Gryffindors your time? All this, mind you, without even penning one line to me for days. No worry, I still forgive you.
But I feel as if I've made this point before, Severus. Stop making that face at your journal. You know I'm right. I will buy you a great, big book of crosswords if you need something to occupy yourself. Or a colouring book. Would you like me to buy you a colouring book, or can you try to stop rationalising with the collective brick wall that is Potter, Black, and their ego bracers?
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